I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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