I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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