I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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