All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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