I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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