ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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