I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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