David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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