BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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