no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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