Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You pole danced in your parka.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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