the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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