I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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