Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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