Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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