you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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