But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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