it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you would pick up someone in the library
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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