Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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