Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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