No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
