susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i out mim tonsoeep
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