all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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