You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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