this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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