And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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