Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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