don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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