bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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