Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize
