I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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