Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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