Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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