She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
