she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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