I think i peed on brittanys purse
no, he came in my armpit
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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