Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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