and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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