nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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