she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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