i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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