The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
