big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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