he thought i was a dude.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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