C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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