I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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