Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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