im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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