Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Less talking, more tequila
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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