Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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