how can u be prego again
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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