he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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