Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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