can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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